Tuesday, September 12, 2006
Food for thought....
So I’m not going to get crazy about all of this stuff, but my nameless OCD friend has put a few thoughts in my head which my mind has taken a couple of steps further. Here goes:
A person puts their shoes on the seat next to them on the bus or subway. This person has walked in the dirty streets where dog owners scoop up more tangible evidence of their pet’s doings. They have been in public lavatories, where careless and disgusting people have soiled the floor tiles. These germs are now transferred to the seat.
You sit on this seat. The germs are now on your pants, skirt or dress, or if you are a teen with a knee length shirt, the germs are on your shirt.
You go home and sit on your couch….
You stretch out to relax and perhaps your head touches the couch.
(This progression falls down in cooler weather when coats are worn)
I ran the above scenario by my daughter, who offered another couple of thoughts:
You put on your night clothes.
You sit or stretch out on the couch.
You go to bed.
15th hand dog shit, urine and spit are now in your bed.
(This is not a problem is you sleep au naturale)
Pleasant dreams!
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A person puts their shoes on the seat next to them on the bus or subway. This person has walked in the dirty streets where dog owners scoop up more tangible evidence of their pet’s doings. They have been in public lavatories, where careless and disgusting people have soiled the floor tiles. These germs are now transferred to the seat.
You sit on this seat. The germs are now on your pants, skirt or dress, or if you are a teen with a knee length shirt, the germs are on your shirt.
You go home and sit on your couch….
You stretch out to relax and perhaps your head touches the couch.
(This progression falls down in cooler weather when coats are worn)
I ran the above scenario by my daughter, who offered another couple of thoughts:
You put on your night clothes.
You sit or stretch out on the couch.
You go to bed.
15th hand dog shit, urine and spit are now in your bed.
(This is not a problem is you sleep au naturale)
Pleasant dreams!
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Another scenario ... you get home, go to the bathroom. You sit down on the throne. The seat of your pants rubs up against the edge of the seat. Now all traces of urine, germs, spit, etc. are on your toilet seat for all in your household to enjoy.
Then you absent-mindedly fix your belt after washing your hands; make coffee for two and transer the germs to the coffee mugs.
Is nothing safe?
Is nothing safe?
Then, while enjoying your coffee for two, you decide to answer your wringing cell phone, thus transferring all the nastiness onto your phone, which then touches your cheek, gets placed in your pocket .... oh dear ....
Then you "wring" your hands in frustration over having been such a ninny as to answer your "ringing" cell phone with nasty germy hands.
You take the hanky out of your pocket and blow your nose. Now, when you breath in through your nose, you are inhaling the germs. When you exhale, everything becomes airborne!
Beat that!!:)
Beat that!!:)
The airborne germs mutate, causing a terrible epidemic. And all of this, because some thoughtless person put their comfort above the health of their fellow Humans, and put their shoes up on a seat.
OK you Ninny! You write about
"You go to bed.
15th hand dog shit, urine and spit are now in your bed.
(This is not a problem is you sleep au naturale.
DAH!!!!! But then that 15th hand stuff would be all over your skin and in places I can't really mention here.
"You go to bed.
15th hand dog shit, urine and spit are now in your bed.
(This is not a problem is you sleep au naturale.
DAH!!!!! But then that 15th hand stuff would be all over your skin and in places I can't really mention here.
This was just a bit of fun. I really don't let this stuff run my life! (That's not to say I don't give it any thought)
Englishman In NY is the most non-neurotic person I've ever met in my life. He just happens to enjoy his mind, the way it thinks, and the sense of humor that it gives him. Good for him! How many of us can really say that about ourselves?
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