Thursday, March 29, 2007
Ten things I have learned
1. The biggest liberty takers are the first and loudest to complain about perceived wrongs.
2. To an arsehole, everyone in the world is a wanker.
3. Truth and weather have two major things in common: They don’t care if you don’t like them and being upset with them won’t change them.
4. Turning a blind eye to the truth is no more effective than a young child covering their face and thinking that nobody can see them! And considerably less excusable!
5. The cause of all war, prejudice and misunderstanding is that you are not me (and vice versa).
6. Never go to an elevator bank too hungry when headed out to lunch - it will take forever to arrive!
7. Complaining to colleagues in pantries or toilets never changed anything.
8. Beauty is not skin deep; it is inside.
9. Our bodies try to purge destructive parasitic organisms. The Earth is a body. Humans are destructive parasitic organisms.
10. While standing at a urinal, a man can fart as loud as he needs to - but he can’t pick his nose.
