Friday, June 08, 2007
“Mom!”
Poor Paris! A judge has decided that she must serve out her sentence behind bars instead of in her luxurious house. Being somewhat cynical (English understatement), I imagined that she stopped fighting her original sentence when it was pointed out to her that she’s never going to get better publicity and what with the autobiography (ghost written, I hope!), album, ‘E’ True Hollywood Story, seminars for teen girls and poetry book (I was feeling very sad, 'cos being in Jail sucked real bad), accepting her sentence was a potential goldmine. 3 days into the sentence, a suggestion of an anonymous re-election campaign contribution for the local Sheriff suddenly made bulimia an illness too dangerous to be incarcerated with. But Paris, look on the bright side! Even celebrity magazine reading teens might have been hard pressed to believe your stories of how your ‘dreadful experience’ had reformed you and should serve as a warning to others. A few more people might believe you now. It’s money in the bank!
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