Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Conspiracy theories – Break out the holy hand grenade!
I would have loved to have been at the press conference when a British major said “We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.” Could he have possibly said it with a straight face?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6295138.stm
And just in case anyone reading this might think I am wrong to laugh at this; that if people are so traumatised as to think such a thing, it isn’t funny; let me just remind you about the number of idiots in this country who insist that 9/11 was an inside job. Conspiracy theories are everywhere and always have been. Most are annoying or pathetic. A very few have some substance.
Some time back, I saw some students by the New York Stock Exchange with a banner proclaiming 9/11 to be an inside job. They were trying to hand out leaflets. A couple of people stopped and I heard one of these morons saying “there’s compelling evidence…” I interrupted: “There’s compelling evidence that about 20 years ago, a brother and a sister became rather too familiar!”
(Thanks to Joel for the idea for the headline. It is a bit like Monty Python’s Killer Bunny)