Scene and heard

An overweight woman of 40 something, sitting with one leg partially up on the park bench; phone stuck to ear: "...And I said, [name] I said....... And then I said, blah blah blah I said blah blah blah. So I said....... And then I said don't push me, because I don't care. And then I said....... I said, I said blah blah, I says blah blah....." The entire time I was eating my sandwich, this damned bore of a woman was telling everyone within a 10 yard radius about what a rebel she is. After about 10 minutes, I hoped she'd say "hello? hello? Are you there?" But no such luck. All there was , was "oh, yeah, right! So then I said.... " and off she went again. Hardly a sentence didn't begin with 'I said". Must've averaged more than once per sentence overall with the occasional 'I says' thrown in for variety. She must have had voice training, because I swear she didn't seem to pause for breath. I can picture her 'friend' rolling her eyes, mouthing 'she won't shut up' to someone close by. What a nice, de-stressing lunch break I had. Is it time to go home yet?