Saturday, August 11, 2007
Pat and Sheena Wheaton of New Zealand – Idiotic, thoughtless, lousy parents
A couple in New Zealand wanted to call their boy 4real, because when they saw him on the ultrasound, they realised that he was for real. There is a law in NZ that names cannot begin with a number. The authorities are also not taking kindly to the second choice name as they have regulations against names that will cause a kid distress as they get older. Now I’m not too hot on some regulations, but I think that parents who want to name a kid Superman are unfit and should possibly have their kid taken from them.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6937327.stm
Dear Pat and Sheena,
You probably think you appear cool, choosing names like 4real and Superman for your kid. But what you really look like, is a couple of self-obsessed plonkers who would be total nightmare parents. If your brains are capable of thought beyond your own pain and gratification, you might consider the life your son will have if he goes through it with the name of Superman. You had better enrol him in boxing and martial arts classes as soon as he can walk, because at school, kids will always want him to prove that he is worthy of his name. And when he is older, he will be picked on by every brainless drunk and macho moron he comes across.
Of course, by then, if he hasn’t committed suicide, he will probably have changed his name and will hate you for forcing your stupid vanity on him and making his childhood and youth a complete nightmare. But you probably don’t care. You have a point to make, and you will sacrifice the potential happiness of your child in order to make it. Children are a gift of which you are clearly undeserving. You are a disgrace. Give your kid up for adoption. At least the he might stand a chance of happiness.
Sincerely,
Andy Capaloff
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6937327.stm
Dear Pat and Sheena,
You probably think you appear cool, choosing names like 4real and Superman for your kid. But what you really look like, is a couple of self-obsessed plonkers who would be total nightmare parents. If your brains are capable of thought beyond your own pain and gratification, you might consider the life your son will have if he goes through it with the name of Superman. You had better enrol him in boxing and martial arts classes as soon as he can walk, because at school, kids will always want him to prove that he is worthy of his name. And when he is older, he will be picked on by every brainless drunk and macho moron he comes across.
Of course, by then, if he hasn’t committed suicide, he will probably have changed his name and will hate you for forcing your stupid vanity on him and making his childhood and youth a complete nightmare. But you probably don’t care. You have a point to make, and you will sacrifice the potential happiness of your child in order to make it. Children are a gift of which you are clearly undeserving. You are a disgrace. Give your kid up for adoption. At least the he might stand a chance of happiness.
Sincerely,
Andy Capaloff
