Thursday, October 11, 2007
Elevator Conversation
Considering that the elevator in my section of the Braintree Sheraton only has 5 floors, it was certainly taking it’s time coming to the lobby floor. I turned to the couple that arrived just after me, rolling their suitcases:
Me: Never arrive at an elevator hungry.
Southern Couple: Or tired.
Me: They always take longer to come.
Inevitably, it came.
Me: I’ll get in first, as I’m getting out at the top (4th) floor
SC: We’re getting out at the 2nd floor.
Me: (entering lift) Oh! The second floor is already lit! It must have known you were coming!
SC: Must have done!
ME: Actually, the first couple of times I got in this elevator, the 3rd floor was lit and nobody else got on. So it isn’t psychic.
Passer By: (Talking into phone) It is!
Me: (chuckling) Yes it is psychic!
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Me: Never arrive at an elevator hungry.
Southern Couple: Or tired.
Me: They always take longer to come.
Inevitably, it came.
Me: I’ll get in first, as I’m getting out at the top (4th) floor
SC: We’re getting out at the 2nd floor.
Me: (entering lift) Oh! The second floor is already lit! It must have known you were coming!
SC: Must have done!
ME: Actually, the first couple of times I got in this elevator, the 3rd floor was lit and nobody else got on. So it isn’t psychic.
Passer By: (Talking into phone) It is!
Me: (chuckling) Yes it is psychic!
