Monday, March 03, 2008

 

Spam from Online pharmacies

Warning: If you are easily offended, skip this entry!

Does every male of a certain age get bombarded with Spam emails looking to sell them little blue pills? At least 2 of these escape my Spam filter every day. Today there were 5 of them:

‘Agrrrh, stop it making me a fool’ sent by jean claude
“This is for you, Andrew!Your dick doesn't get up again?YOU CAN change your life!”

‘Finally You found he way?’ sent by michelle Armagh
“I've found it, Andrew!Your cock says no to all your tryings and you are tired of it?YOU CAN prevent it from ruining your life!We help you.”

‘Tremendous force and volume’ sent by SarahHessLO
“How about ejaculating with tremendous force and volume?”

‘Great discounts for online pharmacy, VISA and MC accepted’ sent by Dorothy Wilson
‘Cialis Soft Tabs. Good for you. Good for her.”

‘Obviously You got it to work?’ sent by jan
“Your dick says no to his job and you are tired of it?YOU CAN stop Disfunction”

I don’t usually look at them at all, simply deleting them unopened. It just struck me though, that maybe a little cautionary email might be in order.

Of the 93 emails that didn’t make it through my spam blocker, another 16 were trying to sell me ‘men’s meds’. At least that many were trying to sell me weight loss meds and replace my thinning hair, several wanted to give me car loans, one wanted to give me a mortgage, people were offering loans and a few more one-offs, like an invite to view a web cam. Not a single one offered to make me larger!

How many people responded to some business opportunity and started flooding the web with this nonsense? I wonder if they realise yet that the only person making any money is the one who sold them the right to ‘make their millions’ selling guaranteed popular products!

I never, and I mean never buy anything from people who spam me. But if I were to buy from one of them, could anyone be in any doubt as to who it would be from? Does anyone buy from the pathetic losers who send the nonsense emails, whatever they are trying to sell?

Incidentally, I also got an email titled 24 hours, which I presumed to be a 2/3 strength version of Cialis. But it turned out to be from Hillary Clinton’s campaign asking if I could work their phones in Brooklyn for 3 hours this evening. (Had I been n Brooklyn, I would have done it.)

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